Upcoming Activities Details

Signups for all Fellowship Ministry activities are taken on the clipboards at the Caring Congregation table in the Narthex (hallway behind the sanctuary/worship center).

Also, see the listing on the Home page.

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Completed Activities

In reverse chronological order (most recent first)

Movie for Sunday, "80 for Brady"

Apr 30, 2023
4pm. "80 for Brady" starring Jane Fonda, Lily Tomlin, Rita Moreno, Sally Fields and Tom Brady. Four best friends live life to the fullest when they embark on a wild trip to see their hero play in the 2017 Super Bowl. This will shown at 4:00 PM in Criswell Hall.

Covell Ranch Clydesdales

Apr 4, 2023
Cambria. The group is complete, with nine people participating. This consists of a trail ride in some type of wagon or cart, depending on the number of people in the party. The ride is 1.5 hours. Forty to sixty Clydesdales of all ages live on the 2,000 acres, and every year foals are born. You will get to be up close and personal with them, as well as with goats and mini donkeys. Ocean views and an endangered Monterey Pine Forest are part of the ride. The ranch staff will teach all about Clydesdales and how their family passion became their business. Another time, some of you "riders" may like us to plan a future outing to ride these beautiful horses!

Movies for Sunday, "You People"

Mar 26, 2023
4pm. "You People" starring Eddie Murphy is about how a new couple and their families reckon with modern love amid culture clashes, societal expectations and generational differences (unless "A Man Named Otto" is released on Prime).

Avila Beach Walk - Dog Beach

Mar 20, 2023
Bring your dog for an off-leash experience (if pup is good listener). Or just bring your human self (woof). The beach is pretty flat when tide is out and an easy walk. Walk as much as you want. Meet at beach. Talk to Lucy Jacob if you need directions.

Turtle and Tortoise Sanctuary

Mar 18, 2023
Meet at church at 9:30am. Bring zucchini and romaine lettuce. Donations to the Sanctuary are welcome. They rescue turtles, tortoises, and other animals that are in need of a caring and protected home for a variety of reasons. Some are abandoned, some are found, and others outlive their caretakers! The majority stay here on the ranch, while others are re-released into their native habitat, and some are made available for adoption.

Quilting

Jan 23 - Mar 13, 2023
Quilting with Gerry McGuire kicked off on Monday, January 23, 6-8pm in Criswell Hall. Subsequent Mondays are January 30, February 6, 13, 20, 27, March 6 and 13. Each class is $5 given directly to Gerry McGuire.

Movie Night

February 26, 2023
4pm in Criswell Hall. "A Man Named Otto."

Mardi Gras Potluck Celebration

February 21, 2023
Shrove Tuesday, 6:00pm - 8:30pm. Program Ministry Committee has recipes for New Orleans type foods if you’d like to grab a recipe for either a main course or dessert as you sign up (recipes are behind the table). As planning continues we will share more details. It’s gonna be fun!

Avila Dog Walk

February 13, 2023
It's not necessary to have a dog to join us on this Low-Tide walk. Join us at 10am at the Dog Beach. Hostess is Lucy Jacob.

Super Chili-Bowl Sunday

February 12, 2023
UWF will be selling Chili for Two at $20. Don't forget, everyone loves to take home chili, corn bread, and cookies after church to watch the game. Tickets are on sale now. Put in your order. Let us celebrate the New Year!

Funeral planning

February 2, 2023
1-2:30pm in Criswell Hall– Funeral Planning (presentation, what are my options?)

Docent-led Walk in Oso Flaco

January 27, 2023
12:30pm for 1pm. Sign up at Program Ministry station. There is a fee of $10. No dogs.

Wills, Trusts (is there a difference) and Fiduciary

January 26, 2023
1-2:30pm. Fiduciary is a person who holds a legal or ethical relationship of trust with one or more other parties. Typically, a fiduciary prudently takes care of money or other assets for another person.

Movie: "Tickets to Paradise"

January 22, 2023
4pm in Criswell Hall.

UWF Women's Luncheon

January 21, 2023
11 AM to 1 PM in Criswell Hall.

Levels of Care

January 19, 2023
1-2:30pm. What's the difference between palliative care and hospice? What is POLST and how or if I need Home Health?

Cookie Decorating

December 11, 2022
3-6pm we have a Cookie Decorating party in Criswell Hall. Bring your own cookies and there will be some cutout cookies for you to decorate and take home. Program Ministry will supply frostings and fun decorating things. Please sign up and pay your fee so we can guarantee your spot.

Christmas Extravaganza

December 3, 2022
The Christmas Extravaganza is a celebration of Jesus' Birthday using poems, skits, music, and desserts. Please join us in Criswell Hall on December 3rd, 3-5pm to celebrate. If you are not able to drive please contact Sandy Underwood. Her contact information is in the church directory - please leave a voice mail. She will try to arrange transportation for those unable to drive who want to attend.

"Hocus Pocus 2"

October 23, 2022
Movie Night is at 4 pm in Criswell Hall. The film is "Hocus Pocus 2" starring Bette Midler and Sarah Jessica Parker.

Cooking Demonstration

October 17, 2022
Marjorie Ott will be hosting a Cooking Demonstration for the holidays from 11 am to 1 pm in Criswell Hall. Sign up and pay for $15 fee for lots of yummy instruction and food to take home. Spaces for 8 folks.

"Carousel"

October 15, 2022
2:00 pm at Cal Poly. We have a limited number of tickets at $35 each to see "Carousel". Limited tickets.

Boutique Crafting

October 6, 13, 20, 2022
In McMillen Room is Boutique Crafting from 10 am to 12 pm, hosted by Gerry McGuire.

Melodrama: "Scary Poppins"

October 8, 2022
Oceano Melodrama for the "Scary Poppins" Matinee. Professor Peabody is a nutty inventor with little time for his children. When he hires a nanny, the whole family gets more than they bargained for. Instead of Mary Poppins, they get her twin sister, Scary Poppins! This Poppins is a frightening creature who arrives with creepy music, mind control powers, and a host of wacky friends.

100th Birthdays and Gala Luncheon

October 1, 2022
100th Birthdays and Gala Luncheon from 11:00 am to 1:00 pm. Program Ministry and United Women of Faith are co-sponsoring a 100th Birthday and Gala luncheon to celebrate birthdays for folks 90 years and older, especially honoring Peg Gallop and Guy Oates who are turning 100! Come for lunch, games, cake and ice cream. You must RSVP by September 24 to Nancy Gerrish (contact information in church directory).

Movie Night: "Rise"

September 25, 2022
4:00pm, "RISE", a basketball story based on the real life story about the family that produced the first trio of brothers to become NBA champions in the history of the league.

Barn Dance and Chili Dinner

September 17, 2022
Barn Dance in Criswell Hall accompanied by a Chili Dinner complete with cornbread and salad.

PCPA’s “Native Garden” in Solvang

September 14, 2022
Depart from the church at 5:30pm carpooling to PCPA’s "Native Garden" in Solvang. We will picnic at the PCPA patio area; bring your own picnic dinner.

Low Country Boil

September 2, 2022

Low Country Boil sponsored by Elwood and Lucy. Lots of delicious food and southern hospitality. About a dozen people attended which was held in Lucy Jacob's and Elwood Hyden's garden. Elwood did the cooking.

Boutique Crafting

September 1, 2022
10:00 am to 12:00 pm in the McMillen Room, hosted by Gerry McGuire.

Progressive Dinner

August 20, 2022
Meeting at church at 4:30 PM and begin with appetizers, then off to next home in groups of 8-10 folks for salad, to next home for main course (lasagna), and home to church for dessert. Carpooling necessary. $15 per person

Clark Ranch Event

August 9, 2022
10:30am - 12:30pm; demonstration on saddling, horse riding and horse care. Learn about various kinds of horses. Plenty of ranch activities.

Avila Dog Beach

August 5, 2022
Meet at Avila Dog Beach at 9:30 AM. Dogs not necessary to have fun at the beach.

United Women of Faith Boutique

August 4, 2022
10am-12pm.

Movie: "The Winning Team" and Red Skelton

July 31, 2022
4pm in Criswell Hall. The “Winning Team” is a 1952 biographical film directed by Lewis Seiler. It is a fictionalized biography of the life of major league pitcher Grover Cleveland Alexander (1887–1950) starring Ronald Reagan as Alexander, Doris Day as his wife, Aimee, and Frank Lovejoy as baseball star Rogers Hornsby. Our own Mike Clark’s Dad is an actor in the film. This is a great opportunity to enjoy Program Ministry’s free movie, snacks for free (or donation), and freedom to choose your own seat!

Dodger/Giants game

July 24, 2022
Those pre-registered and signed up for the Dodger/Giants game will depart for the game.

FRAUD ALERT lecture

July 19, 2022
1pm in Criswell Hall. Hosted by Judy Atwood.

Quilting Classes by Gerry McGuire

Beginning July 11, 2022
6pm Mondays in Criswell Hall. The cost is $5 per class, payable when you can come, directly to Gerry.

Boutique Crafting: Card Making

July 7, 2022
10am-12pm. Susan Throndson will be the instructor for crafting "card making". Hosted by Gerry McGuire.

Greener Pastures Farm Sanctuary

July 3, 2022
2pm. We will need to carpool from church as parking is limited. Greener Pastures Farm Sanctuary is located on 5 acres in Arroyo Grande, California in San Luis Obispo County. The Sanctuary rescues, rehabilitates, and provides care for dozens of animals saved from neglect, kill pens, slaughter houses, and factory farms. At the shelter, rescued residents are given the care and attention they need to recover from abusive situations. All of the animals enjoy healthy food, clean shelter, and lots of room to roam every single day. When appropriate, needy animals are adopted to good homes.

Movie: "Monument Men"

June 26, 2022
4:00pm is the monthly movie; this month featuring the "Monument Men" starring George Clooney, Matt Damon, Bill Murray, Cate Blanchett and John Goodman. This war film presents the task of finding and saving pieces of art and other culturally important items before Nazis destroy or steal them during World War II. Popcorn and other movie treats are offered, and you may choose your own seat. Snacks for free or donations.

Quilt Classes

June 6 - August 1, 2022
Offered by Gerry McGuire begin again at 6:00 p.m. in Criswell Hall. Cost is $5 per class which meets every Monday June 6— August 1 (except July 4).

Pismo Nature Center

June 15, 2022
1:00pm. Lucy Jacob will host a walk, meeting at the Pismo Nature Center at 555 Pier Avenue, Oceano. Tour the Nature Center, followed by a walk on the Guiton trail (handicapped accessible). Trail is 1.5 miles but not necessary to walk entire route. FREE.

Movie: "Jungle Cruise"

May 22, 2022
4:00-6:30pm in Criswell Hall, Movie presentation: "Jungle Cruise" (2021, Rated PG-13) staring Dwayne Johnson (The Rock) and Emily Blunt. Based on Disneyland's theme park ride where a small riverboat takes a group of travelers through a jungle filled with dangerous animals and reptiles but with a supernatural element.

Lil' Bits Café for breakfast

May 16, 2022
9:00am. Meet at Lil' Bits Café for breakfast. Good Food, Good Service, Good Reviews. Sign up so we can make our reservation. Limited seating.

"Fraud – email, text and phone"

May 14, 2022
1:00pm in Criswell Hall. Mechanic's Bank will present a lecture "Fraud – email, text and phone." We all have received such communications. Join us at this free event so you can get the latest information on how to protect yourself.

Dodger Baseball

May 3, 2022
Dodger and Giants play May 3, 7:15pm. Your cost will be the ticket ($39-$144 Ticket Price), Transportation is $25/person. Capacity for van is 15 people. Program Ministry will schedule the game date and transportation. Questions, call 1-805-890-7874.

UMM Taco Bar after 2nd Service

May 1, 2022
The UMM are holding a taco bar! For a cost of $10 each, the taco bar includes taco fixings (meat, cheese, onions, olives, tomatoes, etc.), beans, rice, dessert and beverage. This is a UMM fundraiser for future church needs.

UMM Movie Night: "The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel"

April 27, 2022
PG-13. 4pm in Criswell Hall. Some British retirees (featuring Judi Dench, Maggie Smith and Bill Nighy) decide to outsource their retirement to exotic – and less expensive – India. Lured by advertisements for the newly restored Marigold Hotel and imagining a life of leisure in lush surroundings, they arrive and find that the Marigold is actually a shell of its former self.

UMM Movie Night: "The Patriot"

April 9, 2022
The movie will be 'The Patriot' starring Mel Gibson, whose guerrilla warfare tactics prove pivotal to the US war effort against the British in 1776. Popcorn and beverages will be provided free of charge. Please sign up in advance with Program Ministry in the Narthex.

Movie Night: "The Art of Racing in the Rain"

March 27, 2022
4pm Movie time offers "The Art of Racing in the Rain" Join us for popcorn, soda, candy bars and hot chocolate available for purchase.

Walk to the Pismo Pier

March 11, 2022
At 1pm, meet at end of Grand Avenue near Finns' to walk to the Pismo Pier. The walk is about 1.5 miles one way. This walk is hosted by Lucy Jacob.

Acrylic Painting Workshop: Seashell on the Beach

March 5, 2022
1-3pm. Registration on line only; no refunds. Follow the link to sign up and use Event Code (pARTy) (case-sensitive) to purchase your seats. E-mail/Text Sandy for help. https://www.wineanddesign.com/calendar/orcutt-ca/event/first-united-methodist-church-of-ag

Mardi Gras and New Oven Housewarming

March 1, 2022 ("Fat Tuesday")
Traditional Shrove Tuesday Pancake Dinner: pancakes, sausages, eggs, applesauce, King Cake and beverage. Festivities include a live reading by Rev. Mary of one of her favorite childhood stories: The Runaway Pancake. Seatings at 5:00 PM & 6:00 PM. Please sign up in advance at the Program Ministry table. Free will offering taken at the door. Appropriate Mardi Gras apparel encouraged. Photos.

Movie Night: "In the Heights"

February 27, 2022
4-6pm in Criswell Hall. This movie is entitled "In the Heights", a 2021 stage musical by Hudes and Lin-Manuel Miranda (you know, the Hamilton guy). It's a musical story told outside the 181st Street subway stop in New York City; a magnetic bodega owner is dreaming about a better life. Sign up to ensure your spot; theater type snacks for sale.

Picnic at Talley Winery

February 23, 2022
We will picnic at Talley Winery; bring your own picnic lunch. There are many picnic tables and chairs. We will carpool from church parking lot at 11am.

Estrella Warbird Museum Visit

February 19, 2022
1-3pm we will visit the Paso Robles Estrella Warbird Museum with a docent led tour. $11 per person. Car pool from the church promptly at 12:00 noon.

San Luis Obispo Railroad Museum

January 29, 2022
Meet at the San Luis Obispo Railroad Museum, $5 for adults ($3 for children 3-15), 10am.

"RESPECT"

January 16, 2022
Movie starring Jennifer Hudson, 4pm in Criswell Hall, concessions available.

Avila Dog Beach Day

January 14, 2022
Meet on the beach at 1pm.

iPhone/iPad Workshop

December 15, 2021
An iphone and ipad Workshop will be held by Joe Brown and Sandy Underwood on Dec. 15 at 1 p.m. No charge for this workshop in Criswell Hall.

Christmas Sing-a-long

December 11, 2021
Instead of the annual Christmas Extravaganza, a Christmas Sing-a-long will be conducted in the Sanctuary on Dec. 11 from 2:00 p.m. to 4:00 p.m.

Cooking Demonstration

December 2, 2021
Marjorie Ott will conduct a Cooking Demonstration at Patti Melsheimer's home.

Melodrama's Holiday Extravaganza

November 28, 2021
Sign up soon in the Narthex for the Melodrama's Holiday Extravaganza, Nov. 28 for a 2:00 p.m. matinee. All floor seats: $31.

Mothers' Day Friendship Tea

May 8, 2021
11:30am to 1:30pm in the Preschool courtyard of the church. A light lunch of finger sandwiches, scones, cookies and strawberries, served with tea and coffee. The cost is $15. RSVPs are mandatory by Tuesday, May 4, as space is limited. Contact Gerry McGuire or Mary Hawkins (check church directory for phone number). Tickets will also be on sale at the May 2nd Sing Along and from Judy Atwood at Prayer Times on Tuesday morning, May 4th.

Outdoor Quilt Show

October 18, 2020
12-3pm in the parking lot. There will be a beautiful representation of quilters' work on display. We will be outside in the fresh air. It will be like the traditional "airing of the quilts." We will, also, have some quilts and quilted items for sale. We will be observing social distancing and wearing masks. The event will take place in the parking lot near the main entrance and church office; park back by the preschool entrance or on the street. 2020 Quilt Show Program. Photos of all the quilts including descriptions from the program.

God is Good

Tuesdays at 6pm PDT starting August 4, 2020
Jamie Foster led an online Adult Bible Study on Genesis and Exodus: Creation, Garden of Eden, Noah’s Ark, Abraham through Joseph, the Exodus, and the Ten Commandments. He guarantees new understandings and perspectives. Video recordings and slides-notes from all sessions are available here.

Creation

July 8, 2020, 5:30pm PDT
Jamie Foster will lead an online presentation about the Creation story. It'll be a look at the Bible's Creation Story, what God is trying to tell us, how it compares to what science knows, and a look at some fun, wow stuff about the universe. Genesis 1:1 through 2:3. The Biblical side will be based largely on Dennis Prager's Rational Bible: Genesis which you can find most anywhere (e.g. Amazon, Costco, etc.). The slides for the class are here. Year's ago, Jamie did a similar session in a bigger course entitled "Is God Expanding, too?"

Railroad Chapel Cars

June 13, 2020, 10am PDT

FUMCAG folks are invited to participate in an online "Chat" presented by Jamie Foster and the San Luis Obispo Railroad Museum on the topic of Railroad Chapel Cars. "Chapel Cars" once ran on the rails of the old west, bringing spirituality and morality "to an untamed world". This is a unique opportunity to learn about this little-known piece of railroad and church history from the late 1800s and early 1900s. Sunday services, Sunday Schools, weddings, funerals, and everything in between were held on chapel cars as they moved on the railroad from town to town. Some of you may remember attending Jamie's "Chapel Car" presentation and excursion back in 2009 and 2011. A video recording of this session is here.

Vandenberg AFB Trip

May 19, 2020
Vandenberg AFB requires all tours to submit the sign-up list of participants 45 days in advance. If you plan to go on the May 19th trip, you must sign up now. The sign-up sheet is in the Narthex. Only 16 people can participate due to limited space on the bus. See Val McClure or Paul Holden for further information.

Dodgers vs Pittsburgh Pirates

April 19, 2020
See sign-up sheet for details (in the Narthex).

Tea Trolley

April 2, 2020
MEET AT THE CHURCH AT NOON. A little house in Atascadero, built in 1931 and restored to offer a lovely afternoon of tea and English sweets.

Active Shooter Training

March 25, 2020
5:30pm, McMillen Room (Room 113). Protect Yourself, Your Loved Ones and Others! Officer Dollman of the Arroyo Grande Police Dept. will conduct a class on how to respond to an active shooter. All are invited. Sponsored by Church Council.

New Member Class

March 19,26,28, April 5, 2020
Visitors, those who attend regularly, or anyone wishing to transfer their membership to FUMC of Arroyo Grande are invited to attend three orientation classes beginning in March with confirmation on Palm Sunday, April 5, 2020. The first two classes will be held on Thursday evenings, March 19 and 26, at 7:00 PM in the pastor’s study. Our last class will be an afternoon backyard social on Saturday, March 28, at the Melsheimer’s home. These classes are sponsored by the Membership Care committee. We hope that you will be able to attend the classes, but if not, you are welcome to participate only in the confirmation reception on Palm Sunday. Please let Pastor Mary Birgelaitis know of your interest in the new member class or call the office at 805 481-2692 to confirm your participation.

OCEANO TRAIN DEPOT

March 15, 2020
No cost but must register by March1MEET AT CHURCH AT 1 PM. Sandy will arrange our tour by appointment once we have the sign-ups. NO COST but must register by March 1st.

Children's Center Family Fun Night, Regatta Race, and Show

March 13, 2020
Fundraising event to help provide funds to send staff for training conference in April. Adult tickets $8, kids meals $5. Special regatta race! See Maddy Quaglino, director.

ESTRELLA WARBIRD MUSEUM, PASO ROBLES

March 12, 2020
LEAVE CHURCH AT 9:30 AM. COST PER PERSON: $12; $10 SENIORS/$10 MILITARY VETERANS. Deadline to register: February 23. Lunch after museum at Fish Gauchos in Paso Robles at 1 PM

GUADALUPE DUNES MUSEUM

March 4, 2020
LEAVE CHURCH AT 1O AM. COST PER PERSON: $7; $6 FOR SENIORS. Deadline to register: February 23. 11AM tour—The Dunes Center promotes the conservation and restoration of the Guadalupe-Nipomo Dunes ecosystem through education, research, and the support of cooperative stewardship.

BRUCE MUNRO: FIELD OF LIGHT AT SENSORIO

February 25, 2020
LEAVE CHURCH AT 5:30 PM. PASO ROBLES 6:30 PM. COST PER PERSON $35. Deadline to register: February 15. Wheelchair accessible. There is walking.

Five Cities Homeless Shelter; Shower the People

February 12, 2020
1:30 PM CRISWELL HALL. Janna Nichols, Executive Director, and Gwen Watkins, Executive Director, will present the services offered by the non-profits.

Dog Day at Avila Beach

February 11, 2020
10 AM MEET AT AVILA BEACH. Bring your furry friend, a chair/blanket and a snack to share (plus snack/water for 4-legged friend). Come even if you don’t have a dog; have fun!

Super CHILI Bowl Sunday

February 2, 2020
The UMW will be selling yummy homemade Chili and Corn Bread for you to take home and enjoy as you watch the Super Bowl game! For $12 you can purchase a container of 4 cups of chili — beef, turkey or vegetarian — and two corn muffins & cookies. Tickets can be purchased in advance at the UMW table in Criswell Hall to assure there is enough for you! All profits will be given to UMW charitable projects — local, national, and international.

Angel Tree

December, 2019
The Angel Tree is being set up today during the Hanging of the Greens. Gifts are for foster children and other needy children in SLO County. Children’s names are provided by Social Workers and Eligibility Staff from SLO Dept. of Social Services. Directions for the gift tags will be on a table where the Angel Tree is set up. Thank you all again for your generous giving spirit to help these children in need, especially at Christmas! Deadline to turn in gifts: December 18th. Jan Treat.

Clark Center Christmas Event

December 15, 2019
4pm, $7. Dennis Eiler will be the event pianist and our Handbell Choir will also perform. Sign up at our table in the narthex.

Christmas Extravaganza

December 13, 2019
7pm, Criswell Hall. Celebrating the birth of Jesus with music, poems, skits and song. Admission is free. No reservation necessary.

Oso Flaco Lake Walk

December 4, 2019
Meet at 1pm at the church to carpool. 2-mile walk.

Chancel Choir Sings at Carnegie Hall

December 2, 2019
A group of 14 UMCAG singers, and four VIPs in support, headed for New York City on or around Thanksgiving Day of 2019. Our first rehearsal with the roughly 225-voice choir and Mr. Hayes was Saturday, November 30, 2019 at the Crowne Plaza Hotel. The next day we rehearsed at the Central Park Hotel. Then on Monday, December 2nd, we rehearsed in the afternoon with the orchestra at Carnegie Hall and gave our performance there that evening at 7pm. Photos/Story...

Melodrama Holiday Extravaganza

November 23, 2019
This is an outing to our local Melodrama. A sign in sheet with time and cost is on the Program Ministry table. Judy Atwood is hosting and has 16 tickets available.

All-Church Pancake Breakfast

November 17, 2019
8:30-11am, Criswell Hall. Timed so both service attendees can eat together. Pancakes, scrambled eggs, sausage, fruit cup & coffee, tea, or hot chocolate. Adults $10, Youth $5, Kids under 10 years FREE.

Family Game Day

November 10, 2019
12-2pm, Criswell Hall. Bring a lunch or let Sandy Underwood know if you need a sandwich.

UMW Church Holiday Boutique

November 2, 2019
9am to 3pm, Criswell Hall. Invite all your friends, family and business acquaintances. Don't leave anyone out. There will be a fantastic array of holiday gifts and decorations. Again this year we will be serving a delicious holiday brunch with quiche and tasty pastries at $8 per person. Come check out the bargains in our vintage shop.

Charge Conference

October 28, 2019
5:30pm. WE ARE HOSTING the 2019 Charge Conference for our local group of churches. We need help now in planning to meet and greet our neighboring UMC's well on that evening. Due to the early hour and travelling, we will have food available for the hungry!

Harvest Meal Together

October 27, 2019
The Mission Team invites you to join us in Criswell Hall following the second service on October 27 for a potluck meal to celebrate the ministries we share as a blessed congregation. Put your thinking cap on and start making your list of all the things we do in our community, around the world and in our congregation. Let's celebrate our shared ministry! Children are invited to wear their halloween costumes to church that day. We will have a party following sunday school before the harvest potluck. We hope you will plan to share in the fun and remain for the potluck.

Walk

October 25, 2019
10:30am. Walk from Grover Beach to Wooly’s, have lunch, and return to Grover Beach parking lot.

Just Desserts to Broadway

October 20, 2019
4pm, Criswell Hall. Come join us for a fun filled evening of yummy desserts and Broadway show tunes. After all, who doesn’t love a good show tune? This will be the final fundraiser for our choir trip to Carnegie Hall. Tickets only $15 for a great early evening of entertainment in Criswell Hall. Ticket sales after both Sunday services. Flier.

Fraud and Scam Protection

October 17, 2019
2pm, Criswell Hall. Presented by District Attorney's Office of SLO There is no charge. Sign the list in the Narthex so we can let them know how many to expect.

Avila Lighthouse Tour

October 16, 2019
Time TBD.

135th Anniversary Potluck and Time Capsule

September 29, 2019
Program Ministry and Caring Congregation Committee have teamed for this occasion. On September 29th you are invited to celebrate with an all church potluck. Please sign up for the potluck at the Program Ministry table in the narthex and indicate what you plan to bring. Caring Congregation is creating a TIME CAPSULE to be opened on the 150th Anniversary. Make suggestions or bring items that reflect your association with Arroyo Grande United Methodist Church. You can write about "the good old days"; church family members who influenced you; projects and programs you’ve been involved with; ministries you’ve served in, ideas we hope to implement, and more. Your time capsule contributions can be returned to the Caring Congregation table or at the potluck.

150 Years of UMW: Let Your Light Shine

September 13-14, 2019
Friday 5pm to Saturday 3pm. In celebration of 150 years of UMW we're having a fantastic retreat and all women are invited. What a great opportunity to visit and stay at Joel Anderson's beach house; you can spend the night with your church friends, or come and go. A great time is planned with lots of fun activities and crafts by the beach. What a wonderful place to meditate and ignite your spiritual self. There will be special presentations by Pastor Mary, Judy Atwood, Sandy Underwood, and Rose Ann Steiner and a beach walk led by Lucy Jacob. And of course a lot of delicious food is planned. We can be challenged to be God’s Light in the World as Christ's Disciple. You just cannot miss this! Sign up at the UMW table on Sunday (deadline is Sunday Sept. 8). Cost is $20. I can’t wait! Gerry McGuire

Family Game Day

September 8, 2019
Cost of Activity per person: Free. Indicate if you will BRING a sack lunch or want a sandwich; drinks free. For all Program Ministry activities, signups are taken on the clipboards in the Narthex. Visit the display and see what's up for future events, September and beyond.

Western Barn Dance

August 17, 2019
7-9pm, Criswell Hall, $10/person. Live Music: Gunmetal Gray Band. Come to dance, learn to dance, or simply watch, listen, and enjoy the fellowship.

Spaghetti Dinner and Bingo Party

August 14, 2019
6-8pm, Criswell Hall. $15/person. Come and enjoy a delicious Spaghetti Dinner, Dessert and Beverage. Then join us playing Bingo for fun prizes. Tickets are on sale now, available today at the UMW table in Criswell Hall, at the church office Monday, or contact Mary Hawkins or Gerry McGuire. The whole family is welcome!

Cooking Demonstration

August 13, 2019
6pm, Criswell Hall. $15/person, appetizers and light meal.

PCPA: Million Dollar Quartet

July 26, 2019
8pm, $50-55/ticket, Ride-On providing 12-person van from church leaving at 5:30pm. Take picnic or purchase at PCPA. Deadline to register is July 8th.

Western Dance Class

July 18, 2019
7pm, Criswell Hall, donation.

An Evening with Burns & Eiler & Friends

July 12, 2019
5:30-8:30pm, Black Lake Community Room, Nipomo. $40 per person for drinks, appetizers, entertainment and live auction. Very special auction lots. See Julie Burns or Sandy Underwood after the 2nd service for tickets. This is a fundraiser for the Chancel Choir members going to sing at Carnegie Hall.

Harmony Headlands Hiking Trail

June 19, 2019
Meet to carpool at 9am. Bring your picnic.

Talley Winery Picnic

June 11, 2019
Tuesday, 11am-1pm. Van transportation. Limit is 15 adults. Cost $10. Bring your picnic.

UMM BBQ

June 9, 2019
9:30am-1pm. The smell is in the air for the Annual UMM BBQ, slated to be on Sunday, June 9th. In the offering will be BBQ tri-tip, chicken, ranch beans and cold slaw. Cupcakes for dessert. Take-Out will be available. Tickets will go on sale May 12th. Cost will be $10 for Adults and $5 for Youth under 10 years. Again, the UMM is asking members of the Congregation to buy tickets early so the UMM can plan their purchase list.

Birthday Gala and Luncheon

June 1, 2019
11am-1pm in Criswell Hall. FREE to all! Everyone is Welcome!

Barn Dance with Live Band

May 18, 2019
7-9pm. $10/person. Learn different dance moves including line dancing. You can just watch and enjoy too!

Montana de Oro Bluff Trail

May 17, 2019
Meet at church at 9:00 a.m., or MONTAÑA DE ORO BLUFF TRAIL Trailhead at 9:30am. It is a 3-mile hike with 90 feet of elevation change. It takes approximately 1.5 hours to walk. PICKNICKING AT SPOONER COVE AFTER HIKE. Bring something to share.

Ladies Luncheon

May 11, 2019
11:30am-2pm. $15. While enjoying a make-believe cruise ship adventure visiting the Mexican Riviera, we will enjoy South of the Border cuisine with a delicious luncheon featuring a taco bar, dessert and beverage. As we continue on our cruise, we will have South of the Border entertainment. Be sure to invite mothers, sisters, daughters, grandmothers, aunts, grandchildren and special friends. Venue is the “fantasy” cruise ship, The Criswell Hall.

New Member Welcome Luncheon

May 5, 2019
The Caring Congregation Committee invites you to get to know the newest members of our church. We are pleased to be welcoming nineteen new members who have joined our church since our 2018 “new member recognition luncheon”. Immediately following second service on Sunday, May 5th, everyone is invited to Criswell Hall for lunch and a program. It’s free, it’s fun, and it’s a great family time. Just ask those who have attended this annual event the past several years. This will be your chance to greet and enjoy getting acquainted with our newest members and for them to get to know YOU! This is also a time to get better acquainted with all the other members of our amazing church family. We’re sure you’ll agree when you learn more about our members. We will have a time of fellowship, a delicious luncheon provided by a generous donation from the Endowment Committee and a short program. Starting April 14th please look for the sign-up sheets at the Congregational Care table in Criswell Hall to make your reservations. We want to make sure there is enough food for everyone! There will also be opportunities to sign up to help. Many hands make light work when undertaking such a big event, and it’s another chance for you to get to know one another better.

John Elmore, Missionary

April 30, 2019
2pm in the McMillan Room. Our missionary will be sharing his ministry with the Methodist Agricultural School for Mapuche Indians. Conversation, fellowship and refreshments. At 5:30pm join everyone at Joel's beach house in Oceano for conversation and a light meal. Let Judy Atwood know if you plan to attend so we can plan the food—and give you the address!

Western Dance Class

April 25, 2019
6:30pm in Criswell Hall.

Coffee N’ Art Show

April 7, 2019
9:30am-1pm in Criswell Hall. The Annual Coffee N’ Art Show is scheduled for Sunday, April 7th from 9:30 am to 1:00 pm in Criswell Hall. Eleven artists, many from our congregation, will show their artistic work in oil, water color, and other media, while our own Leona Beerup will give a live demonstration on how to do art on many common everyday objects. The artists will be available to answer questions about their work. Some selected art will be up for sale. 50% of the sale will go to the Church Scholarship Fund, the other will go to the artist. Over 100 paintings will be on display. The regular coffee hour goodies, along with cocoa and tea will be available. Have your coffee treats and enjoy the many interesting presentations. Val McClure

UMM ADVENTURE TRIP: Elephant Seals

March 23, 2019
9:45am-3pm. A pleasant bus trip to north of Cambria will take 17 members of our congregation to see the world-famous Elephant Seals on a beach just south of Hearst Castle. The bus sponsored by Ride-On is no cost to the church. The group will depart from our Church parking lot at 9:45 am on Saturday March 23rd and return around 3 pm. Participants will stop for lunch at the famous Linn's Restaurant in Cambria. (Pay for your own meal). The restaurant is well known for its 21 different kinds of pies. There is no charge for the trip except for the meal at Linn's. Sign-ups are being taken at the Program Ministry sign-up table in the Narthex. Trip is limited to 17 persons because of bus seating. Ladies invited. If you haven’t seen an Elephant Seal during the mating season, you haven't seen nothin' yet!

Family Game Day

March 10, 2019
2-4pm in Criswell Hall.

Amtrak to Santa Barbara Zoo

March 9, 2019
6:45am to 10pm. Cost TBD. Register by February 10th. Click here for a guide to the train portion of the trip. Website: Santa Barbara Zoo.

   

Ash Wednesday

March 6, 2019
Services at Noon and 6pm. Two brief worship opportunities begin the season of Lent on Ash Wednesday, March 6th. We continue the Christian disciplines we practice all year long - prayer, reading scripture, study, attendance in worship, serving those in need and living out love with friends, family and those we meet. In so doing, we honor Jesus who in his own life did all these things to the glory of God his whole life long.

SLO History Center Museum

February 28, 2019
1-3pm. Register by February 17th. Website: SLO History Center.

Western Dance Class

February 21, 2019
7pm in Criswell Hall. Cost: $5. Sign up on Program Ministry clipboard in Narthex.

Barn Dance

February 9, 2019
7pm in Criswell Hall. Photo Booth & Snacks. Come to Dance or to Watch and Enjoy! Cost: $10. Sign up on Program Ministry clipboard in Narthex.

Super Chili Bowl Sunday

February 3, 2019
The UMW will be selling yummy homemade Chili and Corn Bread for you to take home and enjoy as you watch the Super Bowl football game! For $12 you can purchase a container of 4 cups of chili (either beef, turkey or vegetarian) and 2 corn muffins & cookies. Tickets can be purchased in advance at the UMW table in Criswell Hall to assure there is enough for you!!

Barn Dance (Lessons)

January 17, 2019
7 PM to 9 PM in Criswell Hall. Mary Hawkins and Mike Clark will be teaching dance steps (2 step, square dancing, line dancing). I have two left feet and am excited for this opportunity. Down the road we can have a real Barn Dance with a photo booth, punch to cool off, and snacks to refresh.

Family Game Day

January 13, 2019
3 PM to 5 PM, CRISWELL HALL. It's in the early afternoon, so you'll be home for supper. If you like board games, like Monopoly, Risk, cribbage, checkers, chess, come join us to have a few hours of fun. Bring a snack; we will have popcorn and drinks.

Angel Tree Deadline

December 19, 2018
The Angel Tree will be set up again this year during the Hanging of the Greens (December 1st). The Angel Tree gifts are for Foster children and other needy children in San Luis Obispo County. The children's names are provided by Social Workers and Eligibility Staff from the San Luis Obispo Department of Social Services. Please take the original gift tag and attach the tag to the gift you purchase. You will need to sign the duplicate tag and leave the duplicate tag on the tree. I request the duplicate tag in case you lose the original tag, as then I know the child's name and which Social Worker the child is assigned to. You must attach the original tag to your UNWRAPPED gift or gift(s) and bring them to church on Sundays in December or you can bring the UNWRAPPED gifts to the church office. You can use the duplicate tag on your UNWRAPPED gift or gift(s) if you lose the original tag. All gifts must be brought to church no later than December 19, 2018. If you have any questions, you may contact Jan Treat. Thank you all for your generous, giving spirit to help these children in need, especially at Christmas! Your gifts do make a difference in these children's lives. The Lord's Blessings to you all. -Jan Treat

Holiday Sing-Along at the Clark Center

December 16, 2018
4 PM. Cost: $6. Hosts: Judy Atwood and Lucy Jacob. Deadline to register: November 18. Transportation: carpool from church.

FUMCAG Christmas Extravaganza

December 14, 2018
Criswell Hall, 7 PM - 9:30 PM. HOSTS: Sandy Underwood and Bernie and Mary Hawkins. Fun for the whole family with refreshments. Don't miss the all-church Talent Show at the Christmas Extravaganza! There are many ways to celebrate the birth of Jesus; a favorite poem reading, music whether instruments or voice; a skit from the Innkeepers point of view or perhaps a story about your memories of the Joy of Christmas. Please join us at 7pm on December 14, 2018. We have an intermission which brings goodies of many kinds as well as a short interlude of a Christmas Sing-a-Long. Congregations members please call Sandy at 805-890-7874 or Mary Hawkins at 805-748-3576 if you are unable to drive and need transportation to this event. We don’t want you to miss out. Brought to you by Program Ministries. Photos...

Tinsel, Tunes, and Treats

December 2, 2018
4:00-5:30 PM. Come and kick off the Christmas Season with great merriment and song. Special performances by Judith and the Jazz Krewe, Kindred Spirits, Swing Shift, The Disciples Quartet, FUMCAG Grande Ringers, Chancel Choir and Praise Team! Join us for a fun time of music and treats! Music venue is the Church Sanctuary Treats in Criswell Hall. Hosted by the Worship Committee.

The Great American Melodrama Holiday Extravaganza

November 17, 2018
3 PM Matinee. Prices listed on sign-in sheet, Criswell Hall. Hosts: Judy Atwood and Sandy Underwood. Transportation—carpool from church. See Scrooge find his Christmas spirit in a heart-warming tale of holiday magic, laugh until your sides ache at the zany characters in a fractured fairytale opera, and celebrate the music of the season in our Holiday Vaudeville Revue.

Central Coast Lay Servant Courses

November 10 and 17, 2018
Two Saturdays, November 10 & 17 from 9am to 3pm. At San Luis Obispo UMC, 1515 Fredericks Street, SLO. Two Courses Offered. Must attend BOTH Saturdays. Lay Servant Basic Course, and Leading in Lay Pastoral Care (advanced course). Cost is $45 for book & lunch both days. Registration forms available in Church Office. Registration deadline is November 2nd.

Fall Cooking Demonstration and Brunch

November 1, 2018
Get ready for Fall entertaining! Learn some new recipes and techniques. Our own Marjorie Ott will be doing a cooking demonstration class on Thursday, November 1 at 11 a.m. Marjorie and her sister Marilyn owned the Olallieberry Inn B&B in Cambria until a few years ago and she gave classes there. Marjorie will share lots of advice and cooking tips. The menu will include: a Cheese & Egg Casserole, Pumpkin Harvest Scones and a surprise dessert. Printed recipes will be provided. Do sign up soon. We are limited to a maximum of 10 persons. The demonstration and brunch will be held at the Melsheimer home in Arroyo Grande. Car-pooling from the church will be available. To cover the costs of the food, a fee of $15 will be charged. To make a reservation, please sign up in Criswell Hall at the Program Ministry bulletin board. Bon appétit! -Patti Melsheimer

Botanical Gardens at El Chorro Park

October 24, 2018
Discovery Trail Hike (3/4 mile)—docent-led. Deadline to register: October 17. Cost: $2. # spaces available: 10-15 plus. Hosts: Lucy Jacob and Rosemary MacKeen. Transportation — carpool from church.

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